katieintherealworld:

this made me burst out laughing, so naturally i had to reblog it.

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

redbirthday

HAS NICO USED THIS JOKE?

duperderedere:

enajcosta:

inquisitorcassandra:

lgbtlaughs:

mrdappersden:

Buy all of these people’s products to make shitbabies mad.

go buy these games/support these devs and further the evil social justice warrior crusade against helpless straight cis white normal guy matyrs jontron et al

lmaooo sjw clique

woohoooo a shoppin list :)

Buy

All

The Games

BUY ALL OF THESE. BUY BUNDLES, BUY BUNDLES OF BUNDLES.

fuckyeahallhallowseve:

NEW FOR 2014: Hershey’s Candy Corn Bars

fizart:

natewantstobattleofficial:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

Before you get upset or confused, actually read this, it is fantastic.

You know something’s fucked up when Playboy gets it more than the majority of men.

the-rainbow-bridge-of-asgard:

hannibalhaswari:

feminishblog:

notionsofbelonging:

I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr

They should require that these are put up inside schools. It’s the least they could do as a reminder, because this is sure as hell not taught in the classrooms.

Maybe it’s because none of these would help you get a job in the future?

I’m pretty sure leadership, resourcefulness, reliability, motivation, self discipline would be really good for getting a job 

I’d also argue that schools now a days barely prepare you for a job any way, at least that is the way it is in college. You’re throwing back up information you have been force fed and made to basically parrot back. There is no focus outside what is needed for the standardized test, and most schools (at least in my experience) only care about the grade you can get for their school then what you learn. 

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blackwing-the-raven:

newtongeiszler:

deerhoof:

pearlfey:

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

i got a freaking cottontail i’m a freaking rabbit

uh, guys..

image

GUYS

image

I’M A BEAR

I’m a porcupine 

kelbora inquired:
Zombie, Fury, Succubus

Fury: There is a far number of words that send me in panicky convulsions, but failure is the main one.

Succubus: Books, I would go utterly mad without reading material.


Zombie: Not really? I’m hardwired weird I guess because even text contact is good enough for me. D:

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Meme, kelbora,
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

manafromheaven:

salticinae:

I’m actually crying right now. Something that seemed impossible for me might actually happen in the future. I just hope this isn’t repealed by the time I feel comfortable enough in my life to transition. I know this doesn’t seem important to most people but this just gave me another reason to keep moving forward with my life. 🙏

I HOPE THIS IS A THING FOR MY AMERICAN FRIENDS AHH!!!

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EHHHHH YES,