flatbear:

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Look at that sweet pickle. Look at that honey. So obviously, at work, I’ve been talking about Guardians of the Galaxy a lot. And playing the soundtrack a lot. And getting fired a lot.

And there’s a very cool story that I’ve been telling everyone. Did you know that Groot is one of the oldest…

theunlikelyone:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here

And this

hawk-and-handsaw:

a crappy info-doodle about something v important 2 me

hoiist:

My basic understanding of Dragon Age via Tumblr

subject-zero-zero-bullshit:

Guardians of the Galaxy meets Mass Effect
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YEEEESSS, thing of beauty,

dainesanddaffodils:

littletinyboy:

ah yes, a healthy relationship… my ultimate fetish……

#my ultimate fetish is extremely healthy relationships with EXTREMELY UNHEALTHY SURROUNDING CIRCUMSTANCES #like how did this healthy relationship happen? nobody knows. it’s extremely improbable. HERE IT IS

Track: Hooked On A Feeling
Artist: Blue Swede
Album: Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix Vol. 1

littlestarlolo:

thisdaysmusic:

Hooked On A Feeling - Blue Swede

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ssophoo:

orlesianscum:

knight-enchanter:

david gaider bein real

slayyyy

shots fired

ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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