hellandheavenonearth:

thingsareswinging:

mazarinedrake:

thingsareswinging:

mazarinedrake:

thingsareswinging:

mazarinedrake:

When I try to picture the plot of Far Cry 3 based on the information I have, all I can think about is that sequence towards the end of The Beach when Leonardo…

I’m gonna be honest there is more to it then that. That is the extremely linear version of it, and it dips into all the myths are true but also lies. The Templars used the mark of Cain as their symbol and Jesus was just packing pieces of Eden. I have most if not all the text related this series so if you have questions hit me up.

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

Oh sweet Christ in heaven, its Martin.

garrussexkarian:

alright my dash is as dead as desmond miles at the end of ac3 so im gonna look for new blogs to follow! reblog if you post the following:

  • assassins creed
  • mass effect
  • dragon age
  • bioshock
  • video games
  • if you tag your characters with original tags thats a big bonus

outofcontextdnd:

Mage: Uh, dude, this guy has claws?

(The Mage would soon find out he was, in fact, adressing three Garou, one Corax and a Lasombra. Exasperated glances were had.)

saccharinescorpion:

The Book of Life

  • is directed by Jorge Gutierrez, creator of of El Tigre. he is the major figure behind the movie, having come up with the idea originally as well
  • is produced by several people, one of whom is Guillermo del Toro, director of Pan’s Labyrinth, Pacific Rim, etc 
  • is written by Jorge Gutierrez, joined by Doug Landale, creator of the Weekenders
  • has several character designs by Sandra Equihua, Gutierrez’s wife and co-creator of El Tigre

weirdedout:

ikeapunx:

muji spice book

Traveling with your spice rack is not ideal. This is why Japanese company, Muji, has made a book of spices to make flavoring your food while away from home a little bit easier.

This book from Muji is full of pages that are made of spiced paper, which dissolve from the heat and moisture of cooking. Now that kick of white pepper or red chili is just a tear away. And, since it is compact and perfectly portable, the Muji spice book is ideal for when you’re traveling!

Omg

tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

casualdorkpatrol:

Ah yes the halloween decorations are up

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Anonymous inquired:
Shakespeare was queer? I thought he only had affairs with ladies. What dudes did he get it on with?

swanjolras:

OH U SWEET SUMMER CHILD

so remember those sonnets, you know, about one hundred and twenty-six of them, the whole thing about “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day”

written to a hot male earl, dude

in 1640 some asshole named john literally had to change all the pronouns in those 126 sonnets because they were super fuckin queer and he was not comfy with how super fuckin queer they were

also, like, casual elizabethan bisexuality? christopher “they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” marlowe? the venetian “tit bridge”, where prostitutes were commanded by official decree to stand around topless to entice men who were bangin’ too many dudes, because there were so many gay men it was becoming a legitimate social problem?

welcome to the wonderful world of “literally everyone in the past was queer”, friend, enjoy your stay