this made me burst out laughing, so naturally i had to reblog it.
Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.
Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.
HAS NICO USED THIS JOKE?
Buy all of these people’s products to make shitbabies mad.
go buy these games/support these devs and further the evil social justice warrior crusade against helpless
straight cis whitenormal guy matyrs jontron et al
lmaooo sjw clique
woohoooo a shoppin list :)
BUY ALL OF THESE. BUY BUNDLES, BUY BUNDLES OF BUNDLES.
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
Before you get upset or confused, actually read this, it is fantastic.
You know something’s fucked up when Playboy gets it more than the majority of men.
I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr
They should require that these are put up inside schools. It’s the least they could do as a reminder, because this is sure as hell not taught in the classrooms.
Maybe it’s because none of these would help you get a job in the future?
I’m pretty sure leadership, resourcefulness, reliability, motivation, self discipline would be really good for getting a job
I’d also argue that schools now a days barely prepare you for a job any way, at least that is the way it is in college. You’re throwing back up information you have been force fed and made to basically parrot back. There is no focus outside what is needed for the standardized test, and most schools (at least in my experience) only care about the grade you can get for their school then what you learn.
seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important.
i got a freaking cottontail i’m a freaking rabbit
I’M A BEAR
I’m a porcupine
Fury: There is a far number of words that send me in panicky convulsions, but failure is the main one.
Succubus: Books, I would go utterly mad without reading material.
Zombie: Not really? I’m hardwired weird I guess because even text contact is good enough for me. D:
I’m actually crying right now. Something that seemed impossible for me might actually happen in the future. I just hope this isn’t repealed by the time I feel comfortable enough in my life to transition. I know this doesn’t seem important to most people but this just gave me another reason to keep moving forward with my life. 🙏
I HOPE THIS IS A THING FOR MY AMERICAN FRIENDS AHH!!!